The Incorrigible Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
Most secret passageways
are dust free, cleansed
by thick cord trousers
and Argyle sweaters.
Sandals, I hate
the implications.
A camouflaged trail then
leads down to the river.
Should you cancel our picnic
luncheon date yet again,
the rich caviar egg nosh
shall become regretfully
resplendent, and your soft
pink whiteness can affirm
yes, a dam good sucking.
Chin out, stomach in
straight backed, optimistically.